So, my mom was just talking about planning for college and stuff, and at one point, bullying came up. Now, I've experienced very little, if any, bullying myself, but my sister definitely has.
So here's my mom's advice:
For basic name calling, minor things, ignore them.
Medium level things such as insults, sass them back.
Full-out fighting- defend yourself at all costs.
"And then He!"
"But she!"
"MOMMY! SHE DID-"
The bustle of voices coming from the other side of my bedroom door was almost deafening. I groaned, as I pulled the pillow up over my head trying to get a bit of shut eye, or at least rid myself of the headache, after my long day in town.
"MOMMY! Star threw mud all over me!" Zap wined.
Lessons we learned on this episode:
-If you get away scott-free, don't go back to re-crime the place
-If the lock on your door is broken, get it fixed
-You can scam dudes out of money for false promises of sex(not really a lesson learned)
-Don't sexually harass anybody, especially when you're on a flight
This past week had some weird stories, mostly involving Florida man.
The lessons we learned this episode:
-If you're going to be playing Santa and delivering presents, sobriety is key.
-Don't steal a Baby Jesus from a Nativity scene and try to hold it for ransom on tiktoc.
-The people at Bass Pro Shop aren't trained to stop someone from stealing a fish from the store.
A few lessons we have learned form today's episode:
-Just because the old drugs still work does not that give anyone an excuse to use them.
-If you make a bomb threat in an airport, you go on a forever list.
-If you think the Uber driver is going too slow, maybe ask them to speed up, don't steal their car.
Probably common knowledge by now, but I like to refer to it as the Inevitability Clause. It essentially goes like this:
If something is possible, somebody, somewhere, at some point in time, will attempt and/or accomplish it.
Have fun letting your mind wander. :)
Hoo boy! This week's episode is full of dumb, and not normal dumb.
Some lessons we've learned this week:
-If you don't get a Pokemon card in your McDonald's Happy Meal, maybe don't throw a temper tantrum, and definitely don't throw punches.
-If you are having an argument with your significant other on a plane, definitely don't use the words "bomb threat", they will divert the flight and arrest you.
Lessons we learned this week:
-Don't go to a Porsche dealership with a phony check in Indiana, that only seems to work in Florida
-Don't make a fake injury claim and sue. But if you do, commit to the bit.
-Apparently pilots will draw dicks in the sky with their flight path and some of them are really good at it
Stories, articles, and videos exist on YouTube, FimFiction, Facebook, and so on at this very moment that depict the meaning of this very title. Example, forgetting a child in a locked car on a sweltering hot day. Don't do that. The kid is likely to die after a mere fifteen minutes. Tragedies in fictional stories and in actual human history can be extremely harsh but very real lessons. Not taking said lessons to heart can mean serious repercussions down the line.
Every year Nash and Tara do the rectalspective where they go a handful of objects people got stuck in their various orifices listed on this site here.
The ultimate life lesson is, when going to the ER because you got something stuck in your orifice, tell the nurses the truth about why. If you make up some stuff, they won't believe you.
This week's life lessons learned:
-Keep an eye on your crotch goblins or they may very well steal your car. Though this kid kinda, sorta had a good reason.
-Don't make fun of people with Down's Syndrome. Nobody will feel bad when you get your ass kicked.
Greetings all the ponies in videoland.
How was your Friday? Mine was great, I had eggs and toast.
Well, one of those at least.
There are some new pony projects in the work, but they won't be seen quite yet. However, waiting makes it all the more fun when it arrives, and these blogposts will be here to cheer you up.
Grab something tasty to eat, but drink some water with it.
Hold it, put down the soda. Drink water first, then soda.
Some lessons learned in this episode:
If you're going to be heating oil to deep fry a turkey, don't fall asleep while heating the oil and do it outside
If you drive through an active crime scene, the police will chase you
If you try to smuggle a knife in a loaf of bread onto a plane, you're going on a list
If you drop your pants on a flight and pee in the aisle, you're going on 2 lists
How do I rekindle my faith in humanity? Sometimes I look at the state of humanity today as a society and I realise why some people have completely lost all cares for societal problems. No care for politics, no care for religious and social movements, no care for sexism or racism. And I feel like I'm going the same way. I want to care about our society, I want to help and contribute. But when that society is full of things that just make me angry well before I can even think about anything, I
This past week's What The Fuck Is Wrong With You featured news stories that ranged from well that was dumb-to eww gross-to pure what the fuckery-to maybe you shouldn't consume that.
Some of the lessons I hope you all learn from watching this are:
-Leave your ex the fuck alone and definitely don't make a phony call to the cops about a fake crime.
This week the life lessons we learned are:
-Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.
-You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.
This episode just has a lot of people being assholes unnecessarily.
On this episode, the life lessons we learned:
-Don't steal cars or attempt to steal cars. If you do, choose something better to conceal your face than a underwear.
Scene Rating Scale:
9/9: Flawless! Outstanding scene!
8/9: Great scene! Totally Rewatchable!
7/9: Pretty good. Not as perfect as I expected though.
6/9: Decent. Doesn’t ruin the movie/episode.
5/9: Mid.
4/9: Pretty bad. One of the weakest scenes of the movie/episode.
Surprisingly this week there are no Florida man stories.
The life lessons we learned this week:
-When using a picture on a news broadcast, maybe do a quick last second double check. I'm not sure how the standards and practices are for Mexican networks, but if they're anything like how they are in the U. S., someone is getting fired super hard.
Just finished watching Valkyrie Drive - Mermaid. All 12 episodes. And....I'm struck by the thought that Valkyrie Drive is what Steven Universe would be like if it actually was produced in Japan. It has nearly everything SU has: Fusions, lesbians, awesome battle scenes, and a great theme song.
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